Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Mmmm... Beer

Homer and I have a lot in common; we're both yellow, have 4 fingers on each hand and we love beer... well we both love beer anyway.


Some Homerific Philosophies on Beer:


Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamt it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!


Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.


Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded!

Barney: Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?


Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.


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