Saturday, December 11, 2004

Note to self

I played cricket today, and as the body ages, twinges and aches develop.

I've just applied the "Extra Hot Dencorub" to my particularly sore shoulder...

Now every male knows not to rub dencorub anywhere near the genital zone, or handle the old fella without first washing your hands vigorously. But today I learnt a new lesson:

DO NOT APPLY DENCORUB TO SUNBURNT AREAS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Listening to The Clouds - Pre-Raphelite

2 Comments:

At 7:14 am, Blogger sikamikanico said...

Don't rub your eyes whilst cooking curry.
That's all I'll say.

 
At 10:35 am, Blogger Jay said...

Well, you learn something new everyday.

 

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